“Women, intelligent or not, were rarely reasonable.”
“They were inconveniently reasonable, these women.”
“Art is rarely intelligible to the criminal classes.”
“Women were the reason I became a monk - and, ah, the reason I switched back.”
“Any man of reasonable intelligence can make money if that's what he wants. Mostly it's women or clothes or admiration he really wants and they deflect him.”
“Reason is intelligence taking exercise. Imagination is intelligence with an erection.”