“...if Faith shows up in your dreams again tonight, do yourself a favor and dream on.”

“And how do you confess to a beautiful woman that you can't fulfill a relationship because you're tormented by the presence of another woman that doesn't even exist?”

“Stay away from her. Don't look at her; don't even think about her. If she appears to you in your dreams, wake up and punch yourself in the face for me.”

“Fairy Tales do not generally come true. If you mary a frog, he stays a frog.”

“It seems to me that it don't hurt none to get yourself a dream and a plan. 'Cause if you don't, then you'll never go nowhere.”

“Good fiction is life with all the boring bits taken out, not with all the hardship taken out.”

“Golf shows your character.”