“Great Paddy Shits in the Mornin', Elora! He's a vampire! No' a stray dog!”
“Great. I guess you're the dog whisperer, vampire edition.”
“He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.”
“I'm in deep shit Alex, 'cause I think I'd like nothin' better than to wake up with her every mornin'.”
“Rowdy fought everybody. He fought boys and girls. Men and women. He fought stray dogs. Hell, he fought the weather. He'd throw wild punches at rain.Honestly.”
“Vampires are slicker than goose shit on a glass window.”