“How can someone be cruelto this chick? It’s like picking afight with a chipmunk.”
“I'm staking out the bathroom to see if I can pick up chicks," he told her. "See? It worked.”
“I probably looked like an infuriated chipmunk.”
“It’s unbelievable how you can affect someone else so deeply and never know.”
“It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.”
“Marc to Gabe: "What do you know about the lemon stuff? You weren't in desert combat. You were a park ranger. I'm not dissing that. It's an important job. Someone has to keep the chipmunks in line. I've watched Chip and Dale. I know how sneaky those little bastards can be.”