“I have the confidence of a killer whale, but being shot down by these losers stings.”
“One faction views SeaWorld as a Garden Hilton for killer whales, and the other views it as a Hanoi Hilton for killer whales.”
“All killer whales are named Kevin. You knew that, right?”
“Dudley had reached roughly the size and weight of a young killer whale.”
“Most killer whales are just four tons of doofus dressed up like a police car.”
“Ambition is a funny thing. It’s like being a Trekkie in that if you admit to it, those around you are mock supportive of your confidence but are quick to call you a loser behind your back.Or maybe that’s the opposite of being a Trekkie.”