“Mr. Awkward rolls up between us, lights a cigarette, makes himself comfortable. It’s the same bastard who shows up after you’ve bumped uglies with a stranger.”

Victoria Scott

Victoria Scott - “Mr. Awkward rolls up between us...” 1

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