“She may be an uggo, but that dress would turn anyone into a rock star.”
“A bore or an uggo might manage not to get up anyone's nose, but if a girl's got brains and looks and personality, she's going to piss someone off, somewhere along the way.”
“Because', she said, 'your problems are not real problems. You're dating two beautiful girls at once. Think about it. That's like...having rock-star problems.''Having rock-star problems may be the closest I ever get to being an actual rock star.”
“It was unbelievable. She was standing there, staring at him like he was a real rock star.”
“You would think that a rock star being married to a super-model would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is.”
“Why didn't anyone ever drop by unexpectedly when she was dressed to kill?”