“When life hands you lemonade, don't try to make lemons”

“Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow.”

“If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...”

“When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make lemonade.”

“When fate hands you lemons, make lemonade.”

“There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.”

“When life giver you lemons, make lemonade.”