“That's what I love most about writers--they're such lousy actors.”
“Whoa," I say. "Look how tall he is." "Actors are always midgets in person," says Brandon, "But writers...they're giants.”
“Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers!”
“Actors are all about entrances, but writers are all about exits.”
“That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.”
“If I'm a lousy writer, then an awful lot of people have lousy taste.”