“Give me the discipline to get rid of the stuff that's not important, the freedom to savor the stuff that gives me joy, and the patience not to worry about the stuff that's messy but not hurting anybody.”

“You always have more brain cells than you're currently using.”

“God's primary concerns have to do with your well-being, not your performance.”

“Dante: Want me to get your name inked on me? How about on my arm?Jamie: No. That's boring.Dante: How about over my heart then?Jamie: No. That's corny.Dante: Is not.Jamie: Is too.Dante: We'll discuss it later.”

“Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?”

“Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!”

“I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".”