“Feeling like a fool, he went to convince Jane to water her crabs.”
“Nobody's easier to fool, than the person who is convinced that he is right.”
“He said she went around with her feelings out in front of her with an arm around the feelings' windpipe and a Glock 9mm. to the feelings' temple like a terrorist with a hostage, daring you to shoot.”
“Every fool stands convinced; and everyone convinced is a fool. The faultier a person's judgement the firmer their convictions.”
“He fell off the table like a crab looking for the sea.”
“I didn't like crab. Not at all. My stepmother had tricked my into eating a crab sandwich once in a cafe in Cromer, told me it was tuna. I'd never forgiven her.”