“I prefer men to cauliflowers”
“Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
“For driving, a January thaw was always preferable to actual ice, but when it was over things froze more treacherously than before. And in its melting and condensing the roadside snow turned to clumps reminiscent of black-spotted cauliflower. Better never to have thawed.”
“I often thought men stank of rage; it is why I preferred women, and homosexuals.”
“Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.”
“Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.”