“Kind old ladies assure us that cats are often the best judges of character. A cat will always go to a good man, they say[.]”
“I will go further and say all cats are wicked, though often useful”
“Very nice lady served us drinks in hotel and was followed in by a cat. We all crooned at it. Alan [Rickman] to cat (very low and meaning it): 'Fuck off.' The nice lady didn't turn a hair. The cat looked slightly embarrassed but stayed.”
“An old cat is a good friend to talk to.”
“It is good to be a cynic — it is better to be a contented cat — and it is best not to exist at all.”
“Don't judge a cat by its coat.”