“if Saint Bruce doesn't like your poem, he chops your head off.”
“If you're the wolf, though, I'll chop off your head and piss down the hole”
“Here comes a candle to light you to bed, and here comes a chopper to chop off your head.”
“A politician has an axe to grindWith which he aims to chop off half your mind.”
“I like flowers, I also like children, but I do not chop their heads off and keep them in bowls of water around the house.”
“I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse.”