“Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit.”

“tisn'ts n. Very small, practically non-existent breasts.”

“corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.”

“He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy”

“Agatha Christie called her books 'yarns'. A good yarn is very readable.”

“Women are the ones who knows what's going on,' she said quietly . 'They are the ones with eyes. Have you not heard of Agatha Christie?”

“I learned everything I know about plot from Dame Agatha (Christie).”