“He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy”

“Agatha Christie n. A silent, putrid fart committed by someone in this very room, and only one person knows whodunnit.”

“tisn'ts n. Very small, practically non-existent breasts.”

“corgi 1. n. A high class hound, such as those that accompany the Queen. 2. n. A high class hound, such as the one that accompanies Prince Charles.”

“Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would you do if you got to take over the whole universe?Darcy: What did you put?Icy: I wrote "You'll find out soon enough, loser," and sent it in.”

“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"Pheonix- "What?"Darcy- "A pissed off witch.”

“Huh. I’m not sure how to respond to this. Is Alex Trebek black? He sure doesn’t look black. He looks pretty white to me. He looks like the quintessence, the very incarnation, of whiteness.”