“He sure told you off, huh, Icy?" ~Darcy”

“Icy: You ladies want to hear something funny? The quiz in last month's Teen Witch said "What would you do if you got to take over the whole universe?Darcy: What did you put?Icy: I wrote "You'll find out soon enough, loser," and sent it in.”

“Darcy- "What's worse then a pissed of Chuck Norris?"Pheonix- "What?"Darcy- "A pissed off witch.”

“Huh. I’m not sure how to respond to this. Is Alex Trebek black? He sure doesn’t look black. He looks pretty white to me. He looks like the quintessence, the very incarnation, of whiteness.”

“But it was sure a privilege to love him, huh?" I nodded into his shirt."Gives you an idea how I feel about you," he said.My old man. He always knew just what to say.”

“Oh, Darcy!' Fitz grabbed Darcy by the collar. 'You have such a way with the ladies.”