“When a liberal is abused, he says, ‘Thank God they didn’t beat me.’ When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn’t kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay.”

“There are no morals in politics; the is only experience. A scoundrel may be of use because he is a scoundrel”

“He arches his back because when you forgive, the body says, "Thank God.”

“When the workers of a single factory or of a single branch of industry engage in struggle against their employer or employers, is this class struggle? No, this is only a weak embryo of it. The struggle of the workers becomes a class struggle only when all the foremost representatives of the entire working class of the whole country are conscious of themselves as a single working class and launch a struggle that is directed, not against individual employers, but against the entire class of capitalists and against the government that supports that class. Only when the individual worker realizes that he is a member of the entire working class, only when he recognises the fact that his petty day-to-day struggle against individual employers and individual government officials is a struggle against the entire bourgeoisie and the entire government, does his struggle become a class struggle.”

“Thank God the Power Rangers showed up when they did, or he wouldn’t have been responsible for his actions.”

“Thank God he killed the guy. Oh, now, wait a minute. What kind of a prayer was that!”

“From old habit, unconsciously he thanked God that he no longer believed in Him.”