“Be true to your Dick.”
“Leave your incidental Dick.”
“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as I wrote. “Patient prefers to be called Dick.”
“You put your dick in my lunch?”
“Mr. Dick, give me your hand, for your common sense is invaluable.”
“Get your eyes off my dick and get your butt in the shower...”