“Leave your incidental Dick.”
“I want you to leave your incidental Dick, and this awful hole, and come to live with me, and die with me, and everything with me.”
“Be true to your Dick.”
“Do you prefer to be called Richard or Dick?” “Ric.” “Dick? I'll make a note of that on your file.” I spoke aloud as I wrote. “Patient prefers to be called Dick.”
“You put your dick in my lunch?”
“Oh, I can never get enough. Which, incidentally, is what your sister said when--”