“…two lumpy old ladies in semitransparent raincoats, like potatoes in cellophane…”
“There's no rage like old lady rage, just as there's no tenderness like old lady tenderness.”
“A moose whats into a convenient store and asks the lady who works there,"Where are the potatoes?". She says, "Aisle 8,". He goes to aisle 8 and there are no potatoes!”
“I rented a dress, but not an address. That I had to buy, though it made my ass look like two sacks of lumpy cream cheese. Who wants a bagel?”
“It's all like an ocean!" cried Dostoevski. I say it's all like cellophane.”
“He had this old southern idea of what a lady should be. A lady should not carry a gun and spend most of her time covered in blood and corpses. I had two words for that attitude. Yeah, those are the words.”