“All the reasonings of men are not worth one sentiment of women”
“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
“Men don't become worth your while until they're in their thirties." …"Well, it's not automatic with all men, you know." …"With women, of course, it's different. Women are born interesting.”
“Men are always ready to die for us, but not to make our lives worth having. Cheap sentiment and bad logic.”
“Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.”