“Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.”
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
“Behind every man now alive stand thirty ghosts, for that is the ratio by which the dead outnumber the living.”
“Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.”
“Behind every bad law, a deep fear.”
“Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.”