“I am the best-natured creature in the world, and yet I have already killed three, and of these three two were priests.”

“There were two chairs, but there were three of us. So, being the gentleman I am, I got down on the ground on all fours in my chair pose so that then there were three chairs and three of us—with one extra seat to spare. I make love the same way—with more orgasms than people involved.”

“I hadn’t been in proper school in three years. My parents were my two best friends. My third best friend was an author who did not know I existed.”

“I killed a guy, maybe two. Possibly three.I have one power. Not two or three or four. Just one.I met a girl, and she changed everything.”

“There are some strange cold people in this world. It is priests, I think...Training themselves out of natural feeling. They mean it for the best, of course.”

“As an animal lover, I don’t like zoos. I feel the only creatures that should be caged behind bars are politicians, lobbyists, and lawyers. And rapists, but I’ve already listed that three times.”