“It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.”
“Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.”
“No offense to hot girls everywhere- but newsflash- there are hot girls everywhere.”
“It is horrible how people will use anything as a political monkey wrench and to hell with the country. (Julia Child to Avis DeVoto)”
“A man who will enslave his own blood, may not be safely relied on for magnamity.”