“I like children. If they're properly cooked.”
“What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”
“It is funnier to bend things than to break them.”
“I always keep some whiskey handy in case I see a snake...which I also keep handy.”
“Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!”
“Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill?Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.”