“I like children. If they're properly cooked.”
“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes. ”
“I don't know why men like to barbecue so much. Maybe its the only thing they can cook. Or maybe they're just closet pyromaniacs.”
“Children are like poems. They're beautiful -- to their creators -- but to others they're just silly and fucking annoying.”
“It's more complicated than that. I know them. They're not evil or cruel. They're not even smart. Hurting them, it's like hurting children.”
“The proper relationship of a writer to his or her own life is similar to a cook with a cupboard. What the cook takes from the cupboard is not the same thing as what is in the cupboard.”