“As lovers, the difference between men and women is that women can love all day long, but men only at times.”

“Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.”

“For men, as a rule, love is but an episode which takes place among the other affairs of the day, and the emphasis laid on it in novels gives it an importance which is untrue to life. There are few men to whom it is the most important thing in the world, and they are not the very interesting ones; even women, with whom the subject is of paramount interest, have a contempt for them.”

“I don't think that women ought to sit down at table with men. It ruins conversation and I'm sure it's very bad for them. It puts ideas in their heads, and women are never at ease with themselves when they have ideas.”

“In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.”

“The Nature of men and women -their essential nature- is so vile and despicable that if you were to portray a person as he really is, no one would believe you.”

“American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.”