“With the superciliousness of extreme youth, I put thirty-five as the utmost limit at which a man might fall in love without making a fool of himself.”
“You believe in God?" demanded Billy Karma."I believe in thirty-seven separate and distinct gods," answered Argyle proudly. "That puts me thirty-six ahead of you.""It makes you a pagan.""It makes you a man of limited vision," said Argyle.”
“Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.”
“The utmost extremity of degradation is the obscene merriment to which it gives rise.”
“A man learns to skate by staggering about and making a fool of himself. Indeed he progresses in all things by resolutely making a fool of himself.”
“A wise man can't seriously make himself anything, only a fool makes himself anything.”