“People usually told him the same joke two or three times.”
“Never more then two, I told her once. I repeat an old joke about why martinis are like a women's breasts; one is never enough and three are too many”
“Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.”
“Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome.”
“In the 40,000 year time scale we're all the same people. We're all equally primitive, give or take two or three thousand years here or a hundred years there.”
“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”