“Habit is my true, my wedded wife.”
“When I wear my wedding ring I think of her. I also think of my wife.”
“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.”
“Jane, you are my confidante, my helpmate, my friend. My lover. You are everything the word wife means to me. In my heart, we are wed. In my soul, you are mine.”
“Luck is only my lover, not my wife," replied Bahktiaan easily. He drew his saber. "If ever I wed, it will be skill and intelligence." "Tedious bedfellows," said Sergi.”
“Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing."Melvin Baylor - Seven Up”