“You can be two things if you're a woman, Dolores. Betty Crocker or a floozy. Just remember your place - even if it kills you.”
“I'm worried that the lady's going to be a hooker - and you're afraid she's BETTY CROCKER!Molly Jane Fletcher”
“Call her Betty Fucking Crocker, because the cake was so going to be worth the bake.”
“We came from Bethlehem, Georgia bearing Betty Crocker cake mixes into the jungle.”
“Don't be bitter. Remember Lot's wife when they kill me, and they surely will. You have to use all of your energy to do what it is you have to do. [To his wife Betty Shabazz]”
“The truth is I'm in a place without a bright side or a one best thing. I'm in a place where, honest to God, you feel you can kill your friends just by asking the names of stars.”