“There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.”
“I was surprised to find out there was a direct line from my palm to my, my, hootchie.”
“Be an electric eel in a goldfish pond!”
“And don't forget to water the fuckin' goldfish.”
“The distance a goldfish swims is not controlled by the bowl.”
“I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl.”