“The difference between shooters and scorers is that shooters usually need plays to be run for them or screens to get their shot.”

“Shooter: You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?Shooter: ... No!”

“She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.--perhaps the best line from Shooter”

“They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.”

“I was caught between going yippy-skippy i get to play with them both, and running like hell.”

“You sold a story last week," said Pettit, "about a gun fight in an Arizona mining town in which the hero drew his Colt's .45 and shot seven bandits as fast as they came in the door. Now, if a six-shooter could—""Oh, well," said I, "that's different. Arizona is a long way from New York. I could have a man stabbed with a lariat or chased by a pair of chaparreras if I wanted to, and it wouldn't be noticed until the usual error-sharp from around McAdams Junction isolates the erratum and writes in to the papers about it." (from "The Plutonian Fire")”