“Albert made of solid alligator—he heavy.”
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
“Oop—I is tripped.”
“Scuse me—gotta hurry home—left the chillun on the stove.”
“Yowpee! I pulls my brandin' irons an' comes out a-bitin' the dust—a reg'lar Hoopalong Cassowary!”
“We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”
“You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin'! ”