“Oop—I is tripped.”
“Yowpee! I pulls my brandin' irons an' comes out a-bitin' the dust—a reg'lar Hoopalong Cassowary!”
“Albert made of solid alligator—he heavy.”
“Scuse me—gotta hurry home—left the chillun on the stove.”
“We have met the enemy and he is us.”
“We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”
“You want to cut down air pollution? Cut down the original source... Breathin'! ”