“Unscrew the locks from the doors ! Unscrew the doors themselves from their jambs ! ”
“It unscrews the other way.”
“It's like getting your girlfriend pregnant, you can't unscrew her.”
“Before, I liked cars, yachts, a door locked from the inside, and you. :)”
“Why did *I* lock the door? Why did YOU lock the door? Someone locked the door...”
“Jonah spoke what everyone was thinking. "Wouldn't it be Twilight Zone if the door was open, too?"Hamilton tried the knob. It didn't budge.Ian stepped forward and examined the lock. "Natalie's diary has better security than this." He produced a credit card and slipped it between the latch and the jamb. There was a click, and the door swung wide.”