“Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.”
“Diagramming made language seem friendly, like a dog who doesn't bark, but, instead, trots over to greet you, wagging its tail.”
“America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.”
“Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.”
“I don't have a command for 'stop wagging your tail'.”
“Meanwhile, he would continue to play the big, friendly dog. He sat by the counter. Grinned. Wagged his tail.”