“Hi! handsome hunting manFire your little gun.Bang! Now the animalis dead and dumb and done.Nevermore to peep again, creep again, leap again,Eat or sleep or drink again. Oh, what fun!”
“Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.”
“Oh happy pessimists! What a joy it is to them to be able to prove again and again that there is no joy.”
“It is time for me to be dead for a little while - and then live again.”
“What up, peeps?"I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?""Word.”
“This day will never come again and anyone who fails to eat and drink and taste and smell it will never have it offered to him again in all eternity. The sun will never shine as it does today...But you must play your part and sing a song, one of your best. ”