“There was a baseball game on but it didn't look real. It was guys in uniforms playing games on a deep green field. They were playing baseball as if baseball was important and as if all the world wasn't in jail, watching them from a completely different world.”
“Playing baseball for pay - home runTeaching kids to play the game - priceless”
“When I began playing the game, baseball was as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.”
“Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. ”
“The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game.”
“Deep down, it's all baseball, no matter what kind of geometrical shape you play it with.”