“When you revealed that the Rani was in fact the Nagi," Charlie said, "the players collectively pissed their pants.""I'd rather they creamed their jeans.”
“Did you piss your pants, Eric?” “Sed did it.” “Sed pissed your pants?” Trey shook his head slightly. “Man, that takes pissed off to a whole new level.”“I think that’s pissed on, not off,” Brian said.”
“As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219”
“That's a wonderful side effect of leather pants: when you pee yourself in them, they're more forgiving than jeans.”
“I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials”
“When you will have to search for long to collect other nine players to organize your usual five-a-side football match..you will realize to be old...”