“Everyone loves a witch hunt as long as it's someone else's witch being hunted.”

“What was more humiliating, I wondered: having to beg for someone's cold chicken bones or being offered them?”

“Requesting permission from someone to be honest is really a way of accusing the other person of being so demanding or overbearing that you couldn't be honest all along.”

“I still believe in love. I always will. It's my blessing and my burden.”

“You long for a windfall that will let you quit and pursue your great hobby”

“Eyewitness News' is a clever plot to convince us that all the important events are happening somewhere else, to other people, at the same time we're literally dying in our beds.”

“Love is a powerful painkiller.”