“Bless me Father, I ate a lizard.”
“Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin… I poked a badger with a spoon.”
“I go where the lizards tell me.”
“I come in peace...Take me to your lizard.”
“I crept in to find my father with pennies on his eyes - and looking closer I saw they were made of foil-covered chocolate. Of course I stole and ate them. Magical guilt? Tell me about it”
“I thrust the picture at his chest. He takes it and squints at it in the softening light. Then his eyes widen. "Holy shit," he breathes. "Is this the girl that ate you?""Ha, no. You're funny." I snatch my picture back. "So I was super fat. It's my father's fault. He never hugged me.""So, what, you ate him?”