“If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.”
“It's always funny until someone gets hurt.Then it's just hilarious.”
“Most men's awareness doesn't extend past their dinner plates.”
“A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.”
“What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise.”
“Funny how so many rookies out there still judge condition of the US economy on the rigged "stock market". I frankly find it hilarious.”