“never trust a Troglotroll”
“Never lie to someone who trusts you and never trust someone that lies to you.”
“Never trust he who trusts everyone.”
“To me, the most important rules in life are:1. Never trust people you love.2. Never trust people you don't love.3. Never trust people at all.”
“Never trust anyone who doesn't smoke pot or listen to Dylan. Never trust anyone who doesn't like the beach. And NEVER ever, EVER, EVER trust anyone who says they don't like dogs!”
“There's never a reason to trust someone. If there's a reason, then it's not trust.”