“Someone with an obsession for arranging things in alphabetical order was an abcedist, whereas someone with an obsession for arranging them in reverse alphabetical order was a zyxedist.”
“Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.”
“Do you arrange your books alphabetically? (I hope not.)”
“Dictionary: The universe in alphabetical order.”
“Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?”
“Dictionary: Opinion presented as truth in alphabetical order.”