“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”
“I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.”
“I love watching her, watching her uncertainty and her hesitation. And her attempts at denying what we both know she’s feeling. Teasing her is going to be so much fun. Hot, sweet, sexy, delicious fun.”
“Yeah, well, it's been a super fun week. And by 'super fun' I mean 'horrible and endless'.”
“He makes me graceful, that's his skill. He makes me sexy, because that's what he is. He makes me feel loved, because in spite of his fifty shades, he has a wealth of love to give.”
“Would a suit of armor make women feel as invincible as a sexy pair of shoes?”