“good morning sinners. vampiric red bull intake in pub smoking compound commenced. day of heavy brain-fingering ahead.”
“Red Bull is for pussies!”
“It's my red hair that interferes with my good sense. All that color so close to my brain, it plum disorients me most days.”
“She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. “What is this? Vampire porn?” “Yep.” “Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.”
“Man, it was a good thing vampires didn't get cancer. Lately he'd been chain-smoking like a felon.”
“That night I slept like a baby. When I woke the next morning I knew I was going to smoke heroin again. Everything that day was enjoyable: sitting on the bus, working all day – it all felt good. It was the best day of my life.”