“Magic is the cheat codes for the world.”

“Wolves ate even mighty hunters, for there was no honor or code among predators, and everyone's guts steam the same way when torn open on a cold night.”

“Bugger this. I want a better world.”

“By four o'clock, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.”

“What? I bring joy to the world. I am filled with mirth and sunlight. Also, I am Batman.”

“The two most dangerous things in the world are rich people and crazy people. The Roanokes are rich like pharoahs and crazier'n a snake-fucking baby.”

“Journalism is just a gun. It’s only got one bullet in it, but if you aim right, that’s all you need. Aim it right, and you can blow a kneecap off the world.”