“if it's the best of anything, i have to have one. (when passing a food stand claiming to serve the world's best subways)”

“When it comes to religion, no one knows anything, especially those who claim to know best.”

“When we accept dismissive judgments of our community we stop having generous hope for it. We cease to be capable of serving its best interests.”

“You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it.”

“I have found it is surprisingly difficult to remain sad when a cat is doing its level best to sandpaper one's cheeks.”

“The rule is: the word 'it's' (with apostrophe) stands for 'it is' or 'it has'. If the word does not stand for 'it is' or 'it has' then what you require is 'its'. This is extremely easy to grasp. Getting your itses mixed up is the greatest solecism in the world of punctuation. No matter that you have a PhD and have read all of Henry James twice. If you still persist in writing, 'Good food at it's best', you deserve to be struck by lightning, hacked up on the spot and buried in an unmarked grave.”