“we're all bozos on the bus,so might as well sit backand enjoy the ride.”
“Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore. ”
“you aren't what you eat - you are what you don't poop.”
“if it's the best of anything, i have to have one. (when passing a food stand claiming to serve the world's best subways)”
“What we have in mind is breakfast in bed for 400,000”
“ANYBODY ORDER A JAILBREAK WITH A SIDE OF SHOTGUN?”